Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India.. Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Sardar: An old king's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Mi$$ V.i.P
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موضوع: رد: speaking الإثنين يناير 26, 2009 10:47 pm
woooow
great job..nice topic
it was interacting to read it
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Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India.. Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.
he ment WHICH PART OF INDIA!!!
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
it wont be usefull!!! u would be dead
Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
hahaha
omg...she ment that the name of her car starts with T
but the strange thing that she doesn't remember the name of her car!she may be an old lady
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
NO WAY
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
come on..it must be expensive
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Sardar: An old king's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
oh really
thanks
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تـاريخ التسـجـيل : 14/10/2008
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موضوع: رد: speaking الثلاثاء يناير 27, 2009 3:30 pm
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :teeth
sniper shot
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تـاريخ التسـجـيل : 29/09/2008
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موضوع: رد: speaking الثلاثاء فبراير 03, 2009 8:59 pm
الرئيسية
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